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[devilishkouhai]

[ BB: Oh thank god me too finally someone who gets it. ]

You don't think he wont?

Want to bet on it Maruki-san?

[placation]

No. I'm too risk averse for gambling.

I just think you ought to give him a fair shot to prove you wrong first. If he doesn't, then walk away. But he can't win a race he's never allowed to start.

[devilishkouhai]

Okay when BB is right she will come over and put Maruki-san in a box and shake it around a bunch nonstop!

[ It's fine she decided the bet. ]

Then if you win, you can make BB into a permanent BB statue for your room ~ (๑>؂•̀๑)!

[placation]

[ God, she's so funny. MARUKI IS GENUINELY LAUGHING. What a strange creature... ]

Sounds good.

Until then, keep me updated, okay?

[ ... : ) ]

I need to know if Somnius gets a new "canon ship," after all!

Did I use that term right...?

[devilishkouhai]

BB AND INIGO WILL NEVER BE A SHIP!! BB WILL MAKE SURE ABOUT IT!!!

[ She is definitely bright red and throwing her phone across the room. ]

GUNNA START CALLING YOU GRANDPA IF YOU DONT START ACTING YOUR AGE!

[placation]

[ CACKLING ABOUT IT, HONESTLY! ]

Grandpa would probably be more accurate.

Please excuse me while I go update my own chart in light of these new developments between BB-san and Inigo-kun. It's better than a drama...!

[ He does not have a chart. He just likes to troll sometimes. ]

[devilishkouhai]

SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE A CHART???

[ God she believes him. ]

No its daddy for the sexual innuendo that comes with it.

[placation]

I had to make my own since you didn't let me see yours!

[devilishkouhai]

LOSER!! As if, I bet you can't even look at a manga of two dudes kissing without crying about it.

1/2 actually

[placation]

[ Crying about it for what reason, that's the real question... ]

Ah, BB-san is so judgmental of Maruki-sensei for no reason...

oh my god they're dumb

[placation]

Called a crybaby and a loser by the great BB-san... How can I go on!?

SDF NSDK FS LMAO

[devilishkouhai]

[ And just like that. ]

Yeah that's right, know your place daddy in BB-chans little kawaii kokoro! If you keep messing with her she's going to ship you off with more horrible otps.

[placation]

You can "ship" me with whoever you like, it doesn't change what's happened in reality.

"otp"?

[ He's learning new things today!!! ]

[devilishkouhai]

Ok I'll ship you with Vaeros then.

[ Said like that is a threat. ]

One true Pairing youre so behind.

[placation]

Is that the sort of thing BB-san likes to imagine? Yuck... Ah, or you just want Venat all to yourself! I understand.

Huh. "OTP." Interesting concept.

Who is yours?

[devilishkouhai]

you right she is kind of a milf (ෆ˙ᵕ˙ෆ)♡

does this mean i call her mommy now then?

huh my otp?

[placation]

Only she can tell you what not to call her. I don't speak for her. Do what you will.

[ Sorry, Venat!!! ]

Yes. Who is yours?

[devilishkouhai]

Hhuuhuhuh okay BB will tell you, it's Sakura x Hakuno ! You don't know anything about them though so don't even bother trying to figure it out. (๑>؂•̀๑)

[placation]

Oh! People from your reality, I assume? What a concept...

[devilishkouhai]

Even better!

Cross universes!

[placation]

... Isn't that kind of like what happens with people who get together here?

[devilishkouhai]

Yeah exactly, but it hit the point in the story where basically the two can never meet - like say as if Venat and you went back to your own home worlds. Like that basically! Welp, that's my OTP ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭!

[placation]

That's so tragic!

[ He's so into it!!! ]

[devilishkouhai]

Yeah, you want to know the last scene between them?

[ Fishing for his interest. ]

[placation]

[ Doomed romance??? Girl, you've got his interest. ]

Please, by all means, tell me.