I can teleport to the machiya, but.. Only inside. I don't know what it looks like outside or anything like that, so I can't exactly teleport safely unless I know the surroundings.
I'll be over in just a second, then! Please keep the Tatami room clear for me.
[And he really will be over in just a few seconds, mostly because he wanted to give Maruki some time to clear out anyone he needed to... He doesn't know!
[ It takes Maruki more than a few seconds to get down to the tatami room; he just hoped for the best that no one would be in there. Warnings are not given in the machiya. ]
One moment!
[ He'd just been chillin, after all, so by the time he makes it down to Kazuya, he's halfway through yanking a sweater on over one of his sleep shirts. Lazy. ]
Oh, good, no one was in here. Although it would have been sort of funny if you teleported directly on top of Akechi...
[ It would have been hysterical. lmao eat shit loser ]
[Oh... He'll have to be so much more careful in the future...! Or, well. He won't need to so much once he's finally outside. He can teleport to the front door like a normal self respecting demon and knock like the polite guy he is.]
I'd really rather not end up on top of anyone... Or inside them.
[brr. Creepy. Can that happen? He doens't know. Doesn't want to find out, thank you!]
For whatever it's worth, I don't mind you showing up inside the house, but I suppose I have to take everyone else's privacy into consideration.
[ Eh......
And with that, they're out the front door! It's cute. Very traditional. There's a rock garden and some greenery that's managed to persist through the snow, with more to come once spring, well, springs.
The breezeway outside the front door extends all along one side of the home. Maruki leads him down, past endless windowed rooms with little signs of life inside, until they emerge at the back of the house. The walkway continues, stone steps creating a path into the woods, through the trees–
To a vast clearing, dotted with lantern light around the perimeter.
There are........................... more than a few large patches of old bloodstains dotted around ♥ ]
Ta-da! It's nothing fancy, but it provides Akechi and I with ample space to train.
[Kazuya is honestly pretty impressed by it, and he can't help his gaze flicking this way and that to take in the scope and... Well, feeling of home from it. It's not like his own home back in his own reality, but it's close enough that there's nostalgia and longing for it.
Either way, the clearing is impressive, as are the few patches of bloodstains around. Whoof, they must really go at it, don't they?
Kazuya would hate to end up on the wrong side of both of them, honestly. It'd undoubtedly be impressive, what the pair could accomplish together, and that's just from what little he knows about them.]
I can see that.
[His eyes glance to a patch of grass that's a little darker than the others from old, dried blood.
He's already digging into his pocket to pull out his 3DS COMP. It's blue ♥
He pushes some buttons, starting it up.]
I'm ready whenever you are... I can scan you both with and without Azathoth, I think.
[Really! All it takes is a few button presses, and with the COMP aimed at Maruki... It spits out a nice little data sheet at him.
But also now that it's on, there's something a little more concerning in his vision than the data sheet that it spits out, readily visible on the screen.
His gaze is firmly locked above Maruki's head at a rather ominous looking number 5.]
[It's something. But what is it? What could Maruki be getting into in five days that would potentially kill him...?
Kazuya doesn't want that. It's different if it's the goblins or the gelflings or the dragonkin that he occasionally sees with a number above their heads, he couldn't care less about them biting the bullet.
[... Whew. Well, that didn't... really change the number above his head, but at least that means he'll be present for... Whatever is going on.
It'd be easier if the Laplace mail still worked.]
Ah- hold that pose for a moment.
[He hits a few buttons, and there's the click of a camera shutter as Kazuya absolutely takes a picture of him and Azathoth. Yep. There's a camera function, and taking a picture of him means that he'll always have proof of his existence.
Anyway, once that's done, he'll quickly scan Azathoth, and when all of the data shows up, he'll move to show Maruki the exact details it shows as well.]
The question marks mean that the value can't be identified, either because it's changing or because it makes the system overflow.
[Still, it's kind of funny to see that each of the tentacles is a regarded as a unique entity unto itself, each with its own resistances and weaknesses.]
Azathoth is pretty uniquely powerful, it's impressive. I mean, we knew that I'm still pretty impressed all the same.
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Azathoth has... many tentacles, but three in particular that seem to each have their own affinities. Trial and error with them can be problematic.
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puts you in containment until i get through my event tags
NO....... hated, unloved
I can teleport to the machiya, but.. Only inside. I don't know what it looks like outside or anything like that, so I can't exactly teleport safely unless I know the surroundings.
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You really were that out of it, huh?
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You can teleport inside, I don't mind. If it irritates the collective that now lives with me, they'll survive.
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[And he really will be over in just a few seconds, mostly because he wanted to give Maruki some time to clear out anyone he needed to... He doesn't know!
But he'll call out when he arrives.]
I'm here...!
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One moment!
[ He'd just been chillin, after all, so by the time he makes it down to Kazuya, he's halfway through yanking a sweater on over one of his sleep shirts. Lazy. ]
Oh, good, no one was in here. Although it would have been sort of funny if you teleported directly on top of Akechi...
[ It would have been hysterical. lmao eat shit loser ]
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[Oh... He'll have to be so much more careful in the future...! Or, well. He won't need to so much once he's finally outside. He can teleport to the front door like a normal self respecting demon and knock like the polite guy he is.]
I'd really rather not end up on top of anyone... Or inside them.
[brr. Creepy. Can that happen? He doens't know. Doesn't want to find out, thank you!]
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[ GROSS.
His head and remaining arm pop through the sweater, and then he waves for Kazuya to follow him out to the entryway. ]
Here, let me show you how to get in like a normal person so we never have to worry about that. Then, the training ground.
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[He just doesn't want to take that chance! He's seen science fiction movies about teleporting...!
But Kazuya is quick to follow after Maruki when he's waved on, like a dutiful little lost dog.]
That'd be nice, honestly. It's far more respectable than just showing up inside your house.
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[ Eh......
And with that, they're out the front door! It's cute. Very traditional. There's a rock garden and some greenery that's managed to persist through the snow, with more to come once spring, well, springs.
The breezeway outside the front door extends all along one side of the home. Maruki leads him down, past endless windowed rooms with little signs of life inside, until they emerge at the back of the house. The walkway continues, stone steps creating a path into the woods, through the trees–
To a vast clearing, dotted with lantern light around the perimeter.
There are........................... more than a few large patches of old bloodstains dotted around ♥ ]
Ta-da! It's nothing fancy, but it provides Akechi and I with ample space to train.
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Either way, the clearing is impressive, as are the few patches of bloodstains around. Whoof, they must really go at it, don't they?
Kazuya would hate to end up on the wrong side of both of them, honestly. It'd undoubtedly be impressive, what the pair could accomplish together, and that's just from what little he knows about them.]
I can see that.
[His eyes glance to a patch of grass that's a little darker than the others from old, dried blood.
He's already digging into his pocket to pull out his
3DSCOMP. It's blue ♥He pushes some buttons, starting it up.]
I'm ready whenever you are... I can scan you both with and without Azathoth, I think.
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Maruki sticks close by his side for a moment to inspect it, openly fascinated, before he nods and takes a few steps away.
If he knew about T-posing, he would be T-posing. ]
Hit me. Ah, not literally!
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[Really! All it takes is a few button presses, and with the COMP aimed at Maruki... It spits out a nice little data sheet at him.
But also now that it's on, there's something a little more concerning in his vision than the data sheet that it spits out, readily visible on the screen.
His gaze is firmly locked above Maruki's head at a rather ominous looking number 5.]
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Well? What does it say?
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[Like, he has no problem turning the screen to face Maruki, letting him see it as it lists out his general vitality as numerical data!
Level: ???
HP: 150 / 150 | MP: 645 / 645
STR: 8
MA: 37
VI: 18
AG: 22]
Weird, considering that it doesn't list you as having any specific abilities, though.
[Which is to say, Maruki is a BIG FUCKING WEIRDO.
Also Kazuya can't help but glance up. Above Maruki's head every now and again, with a look of increasing concern.]
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[ Hummed casually as he looks over the stats, but then–
He notices Kazuya's gaze snapping up. Again and again.
Maruki tips his head to look up too. Nothing by trees, and crystal beyond them rising high into the sky. ]
What?
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[It's something. But what is it? What could Maruki be getting into in five days that would potentially kill him...?
Kazuya doesn't want that. It's different if it's the goblins or the gelflings or the dragonkin that he occasionally sees with a number above their heads, he couldn't care less about them biting the bullet.
Maruki is different.]
... Do you have any plans in a few days...?
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[ ????????????? ]
Why, did you want to do something?
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[ODDLY SPECIFIC.
Don't worry about it. Kazuya laughs nervously, finally dropping his gaze to Maruki's face... And not at the number above his head.]
A... Anyway, how about you show me Azathoth too? I can scan it as well.
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Sure... I'll clear my schedule for you, Kazuya.
[ Weird...
Well. Maruki's just. Going to shake that off. It's time to summon Azathoth, who appears not far away, massive and towering in the clearing.
After a beat, Maruki strikes a stupid pose next to it, smiling for the COMP as if it were a camera. ]
im not listing the stats u already know them ive decided
It'd be easier if the Laplace mail still worked.]
Ah- hold that pose for a moment.
[He hits a few buttons, and there's the click of a camera shutter as Kazuya absolutely takes a picture of him and Azathoth. Yep. There's a camera function, and taking a picture of him means that he'll always have proof of his existence.
Anyway, once that's done, he'll quickly scan Azathoth, and when all of the data shows up, he'll move to show Maruki the exact details it shows as well.]
The question marks mean that the value can't be identified, either because it's changing or because it makes the system overflow.
[Still, it's kind of funny to see that each of the tentacles is a regarded as a unique entity unto itself, each with its own resistances and weaknesses.]
Azathoth is pretty uniquely powerful, it's impressive. I mean, we knew that I'm still pretty impressed all the same.
? list them all right now or i'll call the yaoi cops on you
switches my baseball hat around. it reads YURI on the back.
this is the plot of a league of their own i fear
ive never consumed that movie
yak?????? go watch it??????? revoking your gay card
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hehe we can wrap this one.... if u wanna do something else before sleepr i'm down :3c