(you can pm me here or on plurk if you'd like to beforehand, but also if you'd just like to drop something at my doorstep with no preamble please do!!)
[Maruki will receive the following phone calls in the next hour-
1. A neighbor.
2. Another neighbor.
3. The landlord.
4. The landlord (again).
And in the background of every call, is a lot of noise. Like, a lot of noise. Like so much noise. There's a manic sort of laughter accompanied by a bird's clear mimicry attempt, followed by some angry verbal assault, unintelligible. Repeated, by the goddamn bird.
Don't worry about it. Noise complaints are a suggestion, not a crime.]
[ And what is Maruki supposed to say to those calls, exactly? Sorry about his roommate, except he's not. There's a bird in their apartment and Akechi is handling it in the best way he knows. Frankly, they should be grateful he can't Megidolaon in the real world or the whole building might be Almightily leveled.
Besides, noise complaints during daylight hours? Get real jobs, idiots.
He does sound almost concerningly chaotic in the background of these phonecalls though. One might say that they're... Calls of Chaos........
[Thank you based roomie. The emotional support is #real.]
It knew your voice too. Please know you're also 'an enemy' of the bird for whatever reason. It heard you talking about Socrates during dinner last night and has been reciting it through the window for the last five minutes.
As for Akitsu-san, they should leave the complex if they're so bothered. Their feelings mean nothing to me.
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LURE IT OUTSIDE WITH SNACKS
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Ugh. UGH.
And like they're back inside of Mementos, he follows the suggestion with an-]
Understood. I'll get that little shit.
[WILLPOWER PLAYS IN THE DISTANCE]
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I believe in you!
[ for god's sake, they've defeated the reaper how many times now? a crow should be nothing. less than nothing. GO FOR IT AKECHI ]
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1. A neighbor.
2. Another neighbor.
3. The landlord.
4. The landlord (again).
And in the background of every call, is a lot of noise. Like, a lot of noise. Like so much noise. There's a manic sort of laughter accompanied by a bird's clear mimicry attempt, followed by some angry verbal assault, unintelligible. Repeated, by the goddamn bird.
Don't worry about it. Noise complaints are a suggestion, not a crime.]
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1/2 i swear to goddhdhdhdjd
Besides, noise complaints during daylight hours? Get real jobs, idiots.
He does sound almost concerningly chaotic in the background of these phonecalls though. One might say that they're... Calls of Chaos........
😎 ]
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I fear you've made an enemy for life today though... the bird, but also Akitsu-san two doors down.
Alas. The hazards of the job.
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It knew your voice too. Please know you're also 'an enemy' of the bird for whatever reason. It heard you talking about Socrates during dinner last night and has been reciting it through the window for the last five minutes.
As for Akitsu-san, they should leave the complex if they're so bothered. Their feelings mean nothing to me.
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[ they're literally nice... ]
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I doubt we'll ever know, but it's a valuable lesson on remaining cautious in reality too. We were truly slacking if a bird could infiltrate our home.
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You know...
Ah, no, never mind. It would never work.
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Spit it out. What were you thinking?
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I was just thinking that if both of us had jobs, we could afford a better apartment. With better security. Against threats both avian and otherwise.
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Attacked by a crow and a broken phone? How unlucky can one guy get?
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