placation | OPEN POST

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if you can dream it, you can thread it

(you can pm me here or on plurk if you'd like to beforehand, but also if you'd just like to drop something at my doorstep with no preamble please do!!)

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The situation has been resolved. The bird is out of the home, but it's still nearby. Please be cautious opening the door later.

[ And what is Maruki supposed to say to those calls, exactly? Sorry about his roommate, except he's not. There's a bird in their apartment and Akechi is handling it in the best way he knows. Frankly, they should be grateful he can't Megidolaon in the real world or the whole building might be Almightily leveled.

Besides, noise complaints during daylight hours? Get real jobs, idiots.

He does sound almost concerningly chaotic in the background of these phonecalls though. One might say that they're... Calls of Chaos........

😎 ]

Nicely done. I'll keep an eye out.

I fear you've made an enemy for life today though... the bird, but also Akitsu-san two doors down.

Alas. The hazards of the job.

[Thank you based roomie. The emotional support is #real.]

It knew your voice too. Please know you're also 'an enemy' of the bird for whatever reason. It heard you talking about Socrates during dinner last night and has been reciting it through the window for the last five minutes.

As for Akitsu-san, they should leave the complex if they're so bothered. Their feelings mean nothing to me.

For real? What could we possibly have done to incur the wrath of such an intelligent and diabolical creature...

[ they're literally nice... ]

[They're literally SO nice.]

I doubt we'll ever know, but it's a valuable lesson on remaining cautious in reality too. We were truly slacking if a bird could infiltrate our home.

True. And now there's a crow flying around who repeats what we say... That's problematic.

You know...

Ah, no, never mind. It would never work.

[Oh, he's curious now.]

Spit it out. What were you thinking?

[ hook, line, sinker. ]

I was just thinking that if both of us had jobs, we could afford a better apartment. With better security. Against threats both avian and otherwise.