LABYRINTHUM INBOX II

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HIS MARUKI-CAUSED CURSE!!!!!!!!!!

[enteloki]

I'm not a clumsy man and I don't 'bumble' as you put it.

Don't you find this odd? Ever since you left for your grand vacation, odd occurrences like this have been happening.

well. that can't be proven

[placation]

To you. Seemingly only to you.

I assumed you were out of sorts while I was gone and still haven't recovered. That's perfectly understandable.

? MARUKI CURSE

[enteloki]

I have my doubts it's only me.

[ He just can't. Prove. It's happening to other people yet. ]

And I wasn't ever out of sorts.

Your loss was only felt due to the sudden lack of manpower. A number of others could have replaced you in time.

[placation]

Whatever you say, Akechi.

What did you break?

[enteloki]

A cup.

We have very few remaining, for the record.

[placation]

Maybe I should wish for some plastic children's cups and plates for you to use until you get out of this clumsy phase.

[enteloki]

[ Alright asshole. ]

I'm not clumsy. I won't repeat myself again.

We need to investigate what's happening.

[placation]

Alright, alright.

Do you have any hypotheses?

[enteloki]

The Moon is causing it.

[placation]

[ oh my fucking god ]

You can't be serious.

[enteloki]

Why wouldn't I be?

She often has a habit of doing shit like this and targeting our home in particular would be fitting.

[ What's that sound? Is it the Moon?

Nah, it's another item shattering. ♥ ]

[placation]

Well, I suppose that begs the question... do these things only happen to you in the house? Or have you experienced bad luck elsewhere too?

1/2

[enteloki]

[enteloki]

It seems most concentrated in the house.

However, I have experienced, on occasion, poor luck in town.

[placation]

I might need some examples to further assist you.

[enteloki]

Do you think I'm stupid?

You don't need to know specifics.

[placation]

I can ask your adoring fans instead, if you prefer that.

1/2

[enteloki]

[enteloki]

I'll call your bluff.

The second you step outside your fans will swarm you. You'll be overwhelmed before you get to mine.

[placation]

Is that some kind of backhanded compliment...?

[enteloki]

When have I ever given compliments in such a way? That's not how I operate.

I'm only stating an obvious flaw in your plan.

[placation]

I'm not so sure. I've gotten quite adept at placating my fans so they'll let me go about my business.

Besides that, though... there's a significant overlap between our groups of fans.

[enteloki]

I can't deny that. It baffles me, frankly. Given how different we are, and the people we attract due to that, they should be far more divided.

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[placation]

I don't know. From the literature I've seen around the convention, they seem to enjoy the concept of opposites attracting...

[placation]

[ Give him a second to reread what he sent. ]

To be clear, there's not literature like that about us! Not that I've seen, anyway. I'd hope not.