Attachment one - Gestalt and some gestaltlings in the living room.
Also? An egg. ]
They won't let me touch them.
[ Why are they here? Well. A young boy's pocket, probably. A mother seeking her stolen chickling, probably. A whole line of lil guys following her, probably. ]
[ Maruki loves Gestalt like she were his own child, but from the very first day he held her in his hands, freshly-hatched, he's been adamant that she lives at the farm. She has never once been inside the machiya.
What the fuck? ]
How did she get all the way to our house - and then inside!?
[ Wow, offensive. The shit he puts up with - unreal. ]
Your accusation is both unnecessary and baseless. This world is erratic and things happen with no warning. They could be in here for any number of reasons.
And to that point, a child carrying a chicken in their pocket with a flock behind them is ludicrous. It's far more likely they were simply whisked in or perhaps got lost during one of the many storms. We aren't that far from Eren's farm.
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We have an issue.
YAY!!!!!!!
Mifune isn't a child now too, is she?
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[ Guess what found its way into the house?
Attachment one - Gestalt and some gestaltlings in the living room.
Also? An egg. ]
They won't let me touch them.
[ Why are they here? Well. A young boy's pocket, probably. A mother seeking her stolen chickling, probably. A whole line of lil guys following her, probably. ]
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What the fuck? ]
How did she get all the way to our house - and then inside!?
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[ Anyway. ]
I'll leave this for you to deal with. I've locked Korokke up as a courtesy to you and Badb Catha is distracted with other matters.
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I'm on my way, though. Try not to turn into a child before I get there, if you weren't already one when you brought the chickens in.
[ He's ONTO YOU. ]
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Your accusation is both unnecessary and baseless. This world is erratic and things happen with no warning. They could be in here for any number of reasons.
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However.
Have you heard of Occam's Razor?
[ Obviously Akechi has. Now he's just being a bitch on purpose. ]
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And to that point, a child carrying a chicken in their pocket with a flock behind them is ludicrous. It's far more likely they were simply whisked in or perhaps got lost during one of the many storms. We aren't that far from Eren's farm.
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This is ridiculous. At least she wasn't struck by lightning to become a chick again...
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She's biting at his shoe.
...
He hates this goddamn thing. ]
I'll never fathom why you like such a destructive, gross creature.
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Surely now you understand how it feels to look at a cute, defenseless creature and feel attached to it.
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No, I don't.
Whatever you're implying, I suggest you reevaluate it.
Or perhaps I'll prove it by taking care of these creatures in my own way.
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You're not a bad caretaker, though. It must be said.
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Keeping a person alive can hardly be seen as a good caretaking.
You're lucky I did that much.
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I told you as much, didn't I? A long time ago.
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Your assumption back then had little merit on what would happen in reality.
Again, you're fortunate I was caught in a good mood. I can't guarantee it will happen again.
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I've only seen you in a good mood at Quartz and on the battlefield.
I don't think your mood had anything to do with this. You simply did the right thing. I appreciate it.
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He really should have let Maruki wander the woods alone until he transformed back or died. ]
If you're so grateful-
Then know that you owe me a favor now and however many times it happens after.
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Read @ xx:xx ]