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[enteloki]

Perhaps.

You understand how plans can change though - it's necessary to adapt to any scenario that may occur.

[placation]

Right. Like Eren staying asleep longer on th

Are you guys on the ground?

[enteloki]

Yes, how astute. I can see how you managed to become such a prominent researcher with those observation skills.

Have you considered being a detective on the side?

[placation]

That's the second time you've insinuated I should be your assistant. Have you heard about projecting your unconscious desires?

[enteloki]

[OKAY!!!!!!]

Perhaps you're right.

Upon reflecting on it, my only unconscious desire is to help you find a career where you can afford a dorayaki without wishing on a crystal ball.

[placation]

... I know that you're joking, but without a hint of irony, that should probably be my goal too. Ugh.

Anyhow. Why are you sitting(?) on Eren(??) on the ground(???) at 4 AM(!?)

[enteloki]

This may be a good time to inform you being a detective prince isn't a lucrative career either. It doesn't garner the money you think it would.

And we both tripped while jogging. A shame, really. Quite the foolish error on our part.

[placation]

[ hm. and yet you can afford to live on your own and have for some time. CURIOUS. ]

And you're going to sit on him for two more hours?

[enteloki]

[:) Don't worry about it. It's the ad revenue. ]

Yes.

He seems exhausted, doesn't he? I'm doing him a favor.

[placation]

You two are ridiculous.

Just text me when you're on your way back and I'll start on breakfast.

[enteloki]

He is. I'm not. Please don't put us in the same category.

And I will. Thank you.

[placation]

No, it applies to both of you. As things like this often do to friends.

[enteloki]

As much as I enjoy hearing viewpoints that vastly deviate from my own, this one I must disagree with on principle.

[placation]

Then I'm afraid we'll have to agree to disagree.

[enteloki]

Very well. I'll let the matter go then.

[And he would not, in fact, let it go at all.

Eren gets smacked in the side for his part in this shit. Enjoy your dirt nap. ]

[placation]

Great. See you for omelettes.

Good night again.

[enteloki]

See you.

[An omelette sounds great right now.

They could've be done with the jog and Akechi could be in a different chair waiting for MarukiEats. Ugh.

Akechi """""accidentally""""" drops his phone against the side of Eren's face - oh his apologies, so sorry!!! Things happen!!!]

[wintolive]

What the fuck?

[enteloki]

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