(you can pm me here or on plurk if you'd like to beforehand, but also if you'd just like to drop something at my doorstep with no preamble please do!!)
[He sure as hell doesn't, but he wants to Go There Now. His other families didn't pay attention to stupid things like school schedules!!! TRUST AND BELIEVE!!!]
[ Guess who's still too soft and gets duped by this? Maruki does!!! Rumi would call him out on his shit immediately, but not this man. Not this stupid, stupid man.
The headache only makes sense with all that sodium, but– ]
[Because he's a fucking liar. Eren bit them. He hasn't a goddamn clue. Should he feel a sense of guilt for duping his guardian like this? TIME WILL TELL.]
[ Akechi. Please hear that very genuine concern in his voice. With great adorable beloved son power comes great adorable beloved son responsibility. PLEASE. ]
[ Wait, hold on. Remember that you're not supposed to sound panicked when a child gets hurt, because it will only scare them more. Be calm and strong. Take a deep breath. Don't think about him sitting all alone in the apartment with bloody knees!!! ]
[And thus, Maruki's hell begins. It's a small apartment, so Akechi's excitable voice carries through no matter where he seems to go.
The cup is tossed into the trash. A melodious 'clean up, clean up' following as he pushes the step stool back to its rightful place, washcloth straightened, cabinet closed.]
[Softest voice ever. The stepstool slid back out and across the floor. Someone's climbing up counters and something falls with an 'oops.' Don't worry about it.]
[The tears stop flowing with the appearance of a Really Big Dog. The neighbor is talking through the window now - mumbles and murmurs. Akechi asking all kinds of questions about Eren De Poochi. Such a weird name.]
I love him! Can he play at the park tonight?
[UNCLEAR THE OUTCOME. AKECHI SOUNDS HAPPY ANYWAY.]
[ Maruki listens to every clattering noise, every babbling stream of chatter. Tries to picture what Akechi is doing in his mind's eye, especially when he hears a window opening. At times when they're apart, his traitorous brain does nothing but supply a steady stream of images of ways things could go terribly wrong for Akechi, accidents and worse. For so long, he's only had to contend with those thoughts about Rumi. It's unsettling, to put it mildly.
He tries to get Akechi's attention, calling his name through the phone again and again, to no avail. He's given up by the time he hears Akechi interrogating someone about their dog, figures that he's entirely forgotten that they were ever on the phone. He's nearly to the station, anyway, but then– ]
There you are!
[ Palpable relief, so much so that the salaryman waiting next to him at the crosswalk glances over. ]
You sure do get up to a lot around the house when we aren't there, don't you?
Yeah. I like looking around - it's really nice. It's very clean. It's got lots of stuff in here.
[It's dope as hell, actually. His own room? Unreal. Madness. 10/10 stars. He tried to review this apartment once, but childguard stopped him from putting his stellar opinion online.]
When they take me back, I'll always remember it because I looked everywhere all the time.
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How about next time you have a school holiday, I bring you to my office? You can ask anyone that comes in about Featherman and show me how it's done.
[ That's enrichment for exhausted grad students and for Akechi. Win/win! ]
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[He sure as hell doesn't, but he wants to Go There Now. His other families didn't pay attention to stupid things like school schedules!!! TRUST AND BELIEVE!!!]
I'll help you make a lot of friends.
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Oh yeah? What's the holiday?
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I don't remember.
[A beat.]
I have a headache.
[Another slurp.]
Don't ask my teacher - she won't remember either, but it's an official holiday. They said it on the announcements.
[Oh, crunchy noodle blob. Big Munch.]
My legs hurt.
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The headache only makes sense with all that sodium, but– ]
What happened to your legs!?
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[Because he's a fucking liar. Eren bit them. He hasn't a goddamn clue. Should he feel a sense of guilt for duping his guardian like this? TIME WILL TELL.]
You'll have to carry me to the train.
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You didn't fall down or anything while you were trying to get your backpack, did you?
1/2
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[ Akechi. Please hear that very genuine concern in his voice. With great adorable beloved son power comes great adorable beloved son responsibility. PLEASE. ]
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Yeah, I'm bleeding. That's why my legs hurt so much.
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I mean, ah... I'm glad you told me. We'll get you patched up. Just hang tight and I'll be home in– twenty minutes or so, okay?
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[Except he obviously doesn't by the way he starts to shuffle up to his feet - cup ramen is gone! Time to put it in the trash! He'll BRB, King.]
Wait - hold on. I'll be right back. You stay there.
[Maruki's a fuckin phone, but whatever! STAY THERE.]
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[ And now he's the idiot waiting patiently for a child to pick up the other end of the line again as he walks to the train station. ]
1/????????
The cup is tossed into the trash. A melodious 'clean up, clean up' following as he pushes the step stool back to its rightful place, washcloth straightened, cabinet closed.]
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[BIRD?
AT THE WINDOW? BIRD? AT THE WINDOW?]
WOW!
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[Softest voice ever. The stepstool slid back out and across the floor. Someone's climbing up counters and something falls with an 'oops.' Don't worry about it.]
Okay, here and...
[Window slides open with so much Effort™, but-]
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FLIED AWAY. Oh. Disaster. Oh. Hell. Oh. The saddest day of his life, oh.]
Come back.
[Oh he's on the verge of tears. Oh, he's so sad. Oh, worst day of his little life.]
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[The tears stop flowing with the appearance of a Really Big Dog. The neighbor is talking through the window now - mumbles and murmurs. Akechi asking all kinds of questions about Eren De Poochi. Such a weird name.]
I love him! Can he play at the park tonight?
[UNCLEAR THE OUTCOME. AKECHI SOUNDS HAPPY ANYWAY.]
Okay, bye! Come back tomorrow!
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He was doing something.
Window shut! Stepstool put up! He hobbles back over to the hallway to say 'bye' to his mom and pick up the phone on the ground.]
Hello?
GOD
He tries to get Akechi's attention, calling his name through the phone again and again, to no avail. He's given up by the time he hears Akechi interrogating someone about their dog, figures that he's entirely forgotten that they were ever on the phone. He's nearly to the station, anyway, but then– ]
There you are!
[ Palpable relief, so much so that the salaryman waiting next to him at the crosswalk glances over. ]
You sure do get up to a lot around the house when we aren't there, don't you?
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[It's dope as hell, actually. His own room? Unreal. Madness. 10/10 stars. He tried to review this apartment once, but childguard stopped him from putting his stellar opinion online.]
When they take me back, I'll always remember it because I looked everywhere all the time.
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unfortunately the name did have to come up pls know i felt as bad writing it as you feel reading it
oh ew oh ew what did you DO
listen YOU try playing a guy who says names as often as maruki does and see how it feels
TAKUTO TAKUTO TAKUTO TAKI TAKI ROOMBA
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