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[placation]

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[enteloki]

[It's 2 AM DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR BABYKECHI IS AT?

Well, he's here. He doesn't go anywhere. He hasn't moved in a year actually. Maruki urchin Goro's his name now.

Papping away at one man's sleepy napping face with intent. Oh, so much intent.]

I hurt my knees. My legs are tired. My eyes hurt. Tanaka-san bit my shoulder.

die. DIE

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[ At this point, Maruki doesn't expect to nap uninterrupted. It hasn't happened once since Akechi first entered their home, and until he grows out of this phase, it never will. A not insignificant part of him hopes that he never grows out of it. For all his circadian rhythm suffers, it's more sweet than annoying to him.

He reaches up to catch Akechi's little hand, looks at him through bleary, half-opened eyes. ]

How did a frog bite you?

1/3

[enteloki]

[It didn't. ♥]

Like this-

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[MOUTH WIDE OPEN. SO WIDE. THEN A BIG CHOMP OF HIS TEETH.

LIKE THAT.]

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[He chomps his teeth again - the little knock of teeth against teeth kinda sounds like the Featherman theme.

Anyway.]

That's how he did it. I felt it.

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[ Maruki makes a surprised little oh! face at the biting noises, then pulls a thoughtful expression. ]

That's interesting...

[ And then! Yoinked! Arms around Akechi's middle to wrassle him up onto the couch blanket nest! ]

Because frogs don't have teeth!

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[Despite his extensive and persistent injuries, he laughs with all the delight of someone not bitten to near death by a frog. Into the blankets he goes. Just as keikaku.]

Yes they do. I saw it - they were right there. They're just invisible sometimes.

[placation]

[ Uh huh. Sure acting like a kid riddled with maladies... ]

Is that so? Why don't you show me the bite mark, then?

1/2

[enteloki]

[THERE IS NO BITE MARK.

Caught redhanded. Frogtoothed, even. He tugs the sleeve of his arm all the way up - folds it right to his shoulder, and-]

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I lied.

[placation]

[ Uh huh. There it is. ]

Did you lie about your legs and eyes hurting too?

[enteloki]

No.

[He places his grubby nasty little hands on Maruki's eyes. Do Not Perceive his deception. One day he'll kill the prime minster. Today, he's using his toddler saw trap plan for good.]

They hurt a lot. My eyes are - and my legs are - they're going to fall off if I don't lay here with you.

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[ And– okay, well, it seems his eyes have been forcibly closed again by the power of Child Hands. Maruki doesn't fight it. He's still tired. ]

You don't have to lie to come take a nap with me, Goro. [ It's a very, very gentle scold. ] You know that, right?

[enteloki]

[It's been reiterated time and time again. A lot of things are.]

Yes.

[He will continue to lie. ♥]

But I have to tell you something. Don't get mad. Do you promise?

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I promise.

[ Maruki has never once gotten mad at him, doesn't plan to.

He gently plucks those little hands away from his eyes now so that he can see him semi-clearly. Wherever he put his glasses before that short, restless nap, he now has no memory. ]

What are you going to tell me?

1/????

[enteloki]

[Akechi's staring so deep into Maruki's eyes. Staring. So much. It stares at you.]

I opened the front door.

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It's still open.

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I think a ghost came in. Or a snake. Or a cat.

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But I put it back outside! I did it by myself - I set it by Shiho-san's door. It didn't bite me.

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Then I walked to the elevator and I left the keys there. I got scared.

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And the front door's open. I tried to shut it - I think there's a ghost holding it open.

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[Right on cue, a bug flies in front of Akechi's face. From the open front door. That's been open for awhile.

Akechi watches the weird fly settle on back of the couch. Nature is beautiful.]

END

[enteloki]

[Oh right.]

Can you shut the door? And get the keys? I don't know - I'm too scared.

this is still art to me

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[ Immediately, Maruki sits up with a start, Akechi gathered safely in his arms so as not to tumble over, right off the couch and onto the floor. ]

The door–!?

[ Sure enough! When he sits up on his knees, leans over the arm of the couch and cranes his neck to see into the entryway, the front door is wide open.

Their building is safe, but not that safe. Nowhere is. Maruki's heart rattles a horse race pace against his ribs. ]

Goro– hah, okay. Okay. [ Breathe. He's getting up off the couch, Akechi still held in two safe arms. ] Thank you for waking me up to tell me. We shouldn't leave the door open. Strangers could come in.

[ Or bugs– oh, god, there's another one. Rumi's going to hate this.

Maruki pauses as he's toeing on his sandals for their quick jaunt to find the goddamn keys and looks down at Akechi. ]

Was it a snake or a cat that you saw?

im pinacasso

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A hamster - I don't know. It was weird.

[Maybe nothing at all? A ghost? Anyway, there's a rock in the doorway keeping the door from shutting. He used it to, you know, keep the door from shutting while he was on his adventure, but now it's stuck. Incredible.

He points up to the sky dramatically - only an inky blackness visible from their high density apartment hallway.]

Woah, that's Featherman's Alpha Alien Smash Craft! Did you see it? Maybe we can ask them to find the keys. Do you think - they might if we're nice and you're very nice.