OPEN POST

[placation]

if you can dream it, you can thread it

(you can pm me here or on plurk if you'd like to beforehand, but also if you'd just like to drop something at my doorstep with no preamble please do!!)

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[seeinside]

Oh I'd be delighted to have a teacher!

A lesson in breakfast at dinner time, perhaps? That's always a fun option!

[placation]

[ ... ]

Takahashi-san, do you get enough sleep?

[seeinside]

Why do you ask?

[placation]

I mean, if you have that much trouble waking up in the morning...

[seeinside]

Oh, I'm just one of those people who always takes a while, you know?

Coffee likely helps and doesn't help at the same time.

[placation]

Of course.

Just to check, you do realize you're speaking to another medical professional [ eh. close enough ] who looks after others far better than he looks after himself, don't you?

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[seeinside]

[seeinside]

Then you know how demanding our work hours can be.

[placation]

[ Nailed it. The bacon was the canary in the coal mine. ]

I do, and I know that telling you that's no excuse won't do any good. We're an insufferable bunch, aren't we...

But still! Do you sleep at all?

[seeinside]

Of course! Even staying awake for only 48 hours can be detrimental.

A 30 minute nap staves off the worse effects.

[placation]

What? No! You need more than half an hour of rest!!!

[seeinside]

Ideally, yes, but what about when you just don't have the time?

[ He knows this answer. He knows. He's just Nurarihyon's special boy and needs to be working ALL THE TIME on VERY IMPORTANT THINGS. ]

[placation]

[ Oh, Maruki is on one now. He's locked in. Set phasers to Do As I Say, Not As I Do. ]

When was the last time you took a vacation?

[seeinside]

Define "vacation."

[placation]

[ LOCKED THE FUCK IN. ]

For simplicity's sake... Let's say a period of time longer than 48 hours, in which you neither voluntarily worked nor had any professional responsibilities forced on you.

[seeinside]

[ A few very loud minutes of silence. ]

Define "work."

[placation]

[ AKIRA. ]

Caring for the health and wellbeing of others. It's a broad definition for a man like you, I know.

[seeinside]

I love what I do more than anything, it never feels like work!

[placation]

You're avoiding the question!

[seeinside]

A long time ago.

[placation]

Thank you.

Are you ready for my prescription?

[seeinside]

As long as you know I can't make any promises on filling it.

[placation]

Oh? Is that so?

Try your best, please, Takahashi-sensei.

[seeinside]

[ hhhhhhggggghgghghghghhghhhghh ]

I'll do what I can, Maruki-sensei.

[placation]

You need a break. An actual break! One where you do nothing but rest. I mean it.

Surely someone can take over your work for a week...